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rambles, rumbles & grumbles: May 2010

Monday, May 31, 2010

office stuff...

A few days ago, I had to confess to my team that I'd found my name listed in the infamous Civil Service Final List Lucky Draw. And that meant I'd be leaving soon for greener(?) pastures. They looked at me with shock, disgust and communicated a thick sense of betrayal for about a full minute. And then all hell broke loose. I was chided for not sharing the 'good news' earlier, asked to concoct a 60X40 site out of thin air, offered the assistance of a 'PA' and got two marriage offers all in the next half hour. Things have now pretty much settled down. I still haven't told my lunch-mates about the 'IT'. I hate the attention. And the frequent requests for treats. I am miserly to the core and don't spend pretty much on anything, and certainly not on others. And since I've blown my entire first month salary on the Sony Handycam DCR-SR68 and owe the major part of my second month salary to my current roommate, ex-roommate, swimming instructor, canteen guy, father, old classmate, new colleague and a just a few more people, the 't' word just makes me mad as a... as a... you know, something really, really mad.

I took to writing this between coding in VBA for a Japanese scorecard. My brain freezes at the sight of all those lines of code every 57minutes and I need some distraction. My team, which provides enough of that, has left for the day and I'm left with just a bag of banana chips which smell of hair oil, a bottle of water and a luke warm, biodegradable, disposable cup of repeatedly boiled over tea. Oh, and a recent discovery of around 200 movies which I'm greedily topping my laptop with. Not a bad place to be stuck in actually.... ;-)

Sunday, May 23, 2010

sundays in office...

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weekends for me begin early... on friday, while most people busily plan for their weekends busily at their office desks, i'm making the most of my weekend already...

though i'm still surviving on hand-outs from my progenitor, i allowed myself a moment, albeit a long one, of insanity... i now have clothes to cover my whole village... for every occasion from beach parties to mourning... to pacify him, whose debit card is closer to debt than it ever was under his rule, i buy my father a shirt... the sleeves are too short, the tails are too long... and why'd you ever think i like radium green!!! he screams with yellow eyes... he's gotten jaundice for the past fortnight and i'm not sure of his liver, but it sure seems to have affected his brains...

on friday evening, there's another 'team meeting/party/dinner/get together' in my team... i'm threatened with dire straits and i decide to make an appearance... the threat is coz i'm not really a 'people person' and avoid all crowds at all times... i dont understand why all that fuss is made about food... i personally have no preferences... or taste, as the unkind ones would put it... i eat nothing, i eat everything... and i arrive at the junket a good half hour late... everyone's started off... the alcohol's lessened the inhibitions and they're a loud, happy, roaring lot... i politely decline the victuals coz i'm still on a curd-rice diet...
i actually worried myself sick this time... and besides, i've always enjoyed the other side of the bar-table more...

by the time i can say avara kadavra, the weekend's flown and it's sunday... i hate it more than any day a normal human can... while the whole of mankind and a few gods included, rest in their homes, beds, wherever, i have to go about generating the blandest reports for the scariest people... i just wish i knew who i was supposed to be so scared of... it's hard to be petrified of a little old man who sits 3.5hours time lag away from here in the only nuclear-bombed country... now, that's politically insensitive!! tch, tch, saras...

okay... all of this blog was written in short bursts during pause from work or when my computer hung on me or there were bugs crawling throughout the excel sheets... so it might seem discontinuous, incongruous... i am not to be blamed for anything that my disjointed brain might have come up with...

that's all for now!

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

in sickness and in health...


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As I sit munching jackfruit chips(authentic kerala ones) I almost feel normal… the past week has taken its toll on me… even without the dramatics, I’ve been fasting for the past 5 days… and that I believe is as close to Gandhi I’ll ever get… the old gandhi, the stubborn old man who blackmailed by ‘fasting unto death’ at the drop of a hat… jeez! Less than a month after I’ve begun turning blue, I’m turning sarkaari…! I’m not sure what the hue is… or maybe white is…

I’m late for my third drink of the day… the long meeting has sapped most of my bare victuals I had for breakfast… the oily chips are a welcome distraction… from the regimen of curd rice, lemon juice, glucon-D(lemon flavored) and ORS… the last bit is an invention of the eighteenth century France… it was used to finish off anybody left undead by the sharp jaws of the guillotine…

This must be my most sordid blog… I can’t think of one happy thing right now… I know it’s close by, but it’s as though I’m just too tired to reach for it…
Juice break… NOW…

Sunday, May 9, 2010

pursuit of happyness

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it's not often that i completely, utterly, hopelessly lose my head! i manage to find the dark or atleast a grey lining in even the silver clouds... keeps me grounded, i tell myself... but right now, it's hard not to lose it... like totally, totally...

my first payslip's in... it's half a slip, but it'll do... and then there's the lottery i won...! ;)

i have been trying to compare it with something... and like all incredible, incongruous similes i come up with, i feel i've landed something perfect, this time too... here goes... i'll expect the wah-wah's at the end... even if it sucks... it's like the goal scorer guy... you know, in football... the guy who manages to score a goal after a long run from the other end... there's that long moment of disbelief... and you stand there and stare, at nothing in particular wondering if this is how 'good' is supposed to feel... if this is how 'achievement' is supposed to feel... you're almost ready to be disillusioned... and then there's all the teammates coming in and swarming him and swamping him until there's more than just 200 pieces of bone in his body... it was harder for me... coz i didn't know my team was that big... i've been spoilt rotten for the past three days by people i didn't think were watching the play... it was almost better than having two birthdays a year... no, definitely better... coz most of these same blokes never remember any of my numerous b'days anyway...
but anyway, thank you all you maniacs, for making one of the best days in my life even better! :) :)

yeah... that's about it... that's my thank you speech... i just wish somebody would hand a bloody trophy right about now...

okay, now i gotta go... i generate reports for a living... and i specialize in working on sundays...

bye then!!